Child vs Ice

Child verses Ice, Ice WON!

Lil Ty was getting off the bus and whamo right down on the ice and in a puddle.

I got home about 15 mintues after he did and this was the conversation:

Tyler hi, how was your....daaaa..y?

Fine

What happened to you? Your not wearing any pants.

(while watching tv and sitting on the kitchen counter) They are in the bathroom.

Why?

I fell in a puddle and slipped on the ice.

Really, did it bleed?

Did what bleed?

Your face.

What do you mean my face?

Tyler, you have a cut under your chin and I can see the fat hanging out from the hypodermis layer.

Hugh, what does that mean?

It means you'll need to find some more pants so we can vistit the ER, you need stitches!

Hmmm, sure, OK.

Yeah, kinda like that, what a reaction to stitches hugh? Ahhh, boys!